Shrob

Robert "Shrob" Hammerle is a deceased international sensational who revolutionized mankind with his charismatic ways. He is the original inventor of the "shitpost".

Biography
Shrob had a rough childhood due to the childhood bullies he faced at the ITT Tech Institute of Technology. A young man named Tooty McFly came to the aid of Shrob when he was getting bullied. McFly held the bullies off while Shrob escaped via backdoor. Shrob found McFly bruised and battered on the sidewalk shortly after. He took McFly in and healed his wounds fully. Tooty McFly and Shrob formed a friendship and sought out to free the land of bullies. While they were dreaming of new world order, they decided on a plan to free the land of bullies by putting up shrobaganda posters. The art of putting up shrobaganda is called Shrobenomics. They used this new Shrobenomics to make everybody believe that bullying is wrong. Well, Shrobenomics took off, and soon Shrob and McFly were at the top. They had employees, which they ended up bullying. They even fired this one guy named Eddie. Soon, Shrob grew mad with power, and proceeded to pick on Indian kids.