Duke

Matthew Donovan Matthew (Duke) is pixel's 5 own Hitler.

History

 * 2050, March 10: Duke was born into a family of neo-nazis
 * 2060: Duke invents the cryo-freezer, allowing him to freeze himself and travel into the future. Sadly, its effects have left him looking and sounding like he is ten forever.
 * 2065: Duke writes a document labeled "Communism: Under the Scope" Catapulting his presidential career which would uproot and remake America.
 * 2069: Duke finds the love of his life after burning and rewriting the constitution. Her name was Abigail, she had green hair, was 4 foot 10 inches and could not pronounce "Fuhrer".
 * 2074: After dating, Duke declares his love to Abigail and proposes her. He took a flagof every country, shat on it, then ejaculated on it while setting it on fire. Abigail was disgusted by his gesture and left him. Duke was heartbroken.
 * 2076: Duke finally snaps, deciding the world wasn't good enough for him and creates "Space Land" An amusement park that doubles as a world destroying space laser. He would have used the laser to destroy earth, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.
 * 2080: Duke blows up the earth after figuring out the batteries were in wrong.
 * 2098: Duke was revived by bread scientist, Stan Cauvain, by shitting and ejaculating on yeast. The yeast absorbed the shit and cum and Duke was molded out of the leftovers. Duke's awakening was known as "The Second Cumming", referred to that because that was the second time something was shit and ejaculated on