Wes

Intro
Kama Westafa & The Nation of Domination (Wes) is the most powerful being to ever be erect to this planet. Known for his knowledge, Wes is not afraid to lay the smackdown where it hurts. He is a Shredism Deity in physical form. One of the most well-known deities, Wes is commonly known by his detective name Westapholes (Pronounced Wes-Ta-Fo-Lees) Brown.

Biography
When Wes was born at a local DMV, the old desk employees started to become aroused by his Wesley charm. Each hag got their own boners, their clits grew to 2 inches. Each used a hole of Wes until he was full of clit boners. Angry that he didn't get blowed first, Wes's eyes glowed and with a single wink he blew up 1/3 of the planet. Amazingly nobody died except his father. He brought the planet back, but could not save the people he had killed. His mother stayed safe after being used to Wes's spontaneous combustions. Wes grew up in the Great Depression because of all of the USA's money being used to fight off Duke, Leader of the 4th, 5th, and the 8th Reich. Wes got tired of him and said "Fuck off." as he threw a 2 inch stick in the sky. Three days later, the stick landed in Duke's forehead and he died. Wes was made a hero until people found it he didn't have license to throw. He was thrown in jail along with former Afrocan Thomas J. Poteat III. Tommy J never liked being a black but was forced into the life at birth. He was arrested for accidently killing a baby when he was fighting "Hip Brit" Rudey 2 Tooty, who was wearing a "Dead Girls Can't Say No" shirt. Tommy J wanted to leave prison. Wes had the power to destroy the prison but he wanted to keep his beautiful mane intact. So he took a shit on the floor, and shoved it in Tommy J's mouth. Tommy J savored the taste. "Shit, Nicka, this colonel?" he asked. Suddenly, he turned into a monster that was a superstar, a "Monstar".He broke the prison and they escaped. Wes lived in his spacial cube in the O-Zone lair and Tommy J lived on a farm. Everything was good until Tommy J was caught. He was free until....

Philosophy
After "that night", Westapholes ran away to far away town in the West. He changed his named to Philosophodile and started to work at a bar. Then Marill went to the same bar and worked there too. So, Marill was polishin the glass or some shit when a mysterious mystery came to the door and walked in. Marill was like "so lemme tell yuh somethin, playa. Now, this ain't how we do it here on Smackdown! (the name of the bar), so Mystery Man, you are gonna go One on One with the-" He was cut off. "Hey Philosophodile, you got company" the man said. TBC...