Ed

Edward "Shredded" Odoardi is a human male well versed in the ways of witchery. He is well over 2000 years old and has powers he has collected from the years of learning witchery. Some of his known powers are:
 * Levitation- Used to reach high things at work.
 * Ultra-Controllable Hearing- Used to snoop on Rob in the bathroom or tune out obnoxious brown kids.
 * Command over Demons- Used to play cool pranks on Rob and haunt obnoxious brown kids.
 * Big Dick- Used to fuck bitches.
 * Supreme Knowledge- Used to beat obnoxious brown kids at Pokemon.
 * Shredding- Used to shred.

History

 * In 1600's, Ed was born. The stories tell that his mother reached to comfort him but he "Told that bitch to eat a long crocodile shit." He fucked 2 nurses on the way out of the hospital.
 * In 1610, Ed was credited to make the foundation to modern measurement systems, create the lightbulb and draw plans to nuke India as well as invent the nuclear bomb.
 * In 1620, Ed found out about his power of levitation. He was being executed for multiple crimes against humanity.  As he was being dropped into the viper pit (common punishment at this time), he whispered to the snakes to help him.  The snakes lifted him out of the pit and joined him on his journeys.  The snakes allow him to levitate.